Simone Biles got plastic surgery

[MaryClare]

All that work for two D's and no connection??

I dare you to post that on Reddit

 

[dweiss324]

Already banned

 

[ArnoldRimmer]

I am enjoying these jokes more than I probably should

It's bringing out everyone's inner tabloid journo.

 

[irichluck21]

Just hope this is it and she doesn’t start messing around with her face

She's already admitted to having had Botox.

 

[ArnoldRimmer]

She's so young and has lovely skin already!

 

[MaryClare]

She's already admitted to having had Botox.

She did, but she said she hated it and wouldn’t do it again. But people rarely stop at just 1 procedure

 

[IratePanda]

All that work for two D's and no connection??

Post of the year.

 

[Denn]

@dweiss324 You definitely won the gymternet this week with that one!

 

[MaryClare]

Already banned

Me too. High five

 

[JaJa]

She's already admitted to having had Botox.

That is just totally crazy. Sorry. But it is

 

[RedBirdie]

Here's the botox story

She also surprisingly revealed that she got Botox for her 27th birthday back in March, but did not enjoy the impact it had.

'For my 27th birthday I got Botox, like baby botox, in my T-zone and I did not like it,' Biles said.

'I haven't got it again because I would be standing there in practice and my eyebrow would randomly go like this (pulls it up). So not doing that again.'

From the very end of this article

Simone Biles: I've been shaking with anxiety at Olympics

Simone Biles has opened up about her anxiety battles during the Olympics in a video of her preparations before Thursday's stunning all-around gold medal victory.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[MaryClare]

That is just totally crazy. Sorry. But it is

Why? Botox is much less effective and much less fake looking if you get it (in small doses) before you actually “need” it.

 

[JDB]

Getting bigger boobs and deactivating her Twitter account must be life changing.

 

[Hatsumomo]

Her account is back; she just hasn't posted anything since 06/10.

 

[Rich]

well hopefully she got the saline breast inplants with a port that you can just drain with a syringe

 

[makam]

On a note related to the horror of social media, is there like a bot farm of Simone haters trolling the gymnastics videos on Facebook? Literally any time some account posts a video of Simone's routines or a compilation she is included in, piles of people comment "she never sticks her landings" even if she did or none of the other gymnasts featured had a stick either. Like, who the fuck are all these people who so desperately care about a stuck landing like it is 1982? Add in the people who call her a quitter as though her career ended in 2021 and damn, there seem to be a lot of people in the world with an unhealthy fixation who would benefit from therapy.

I've been assuming that they are people upset at her defense of minor trans athletes and are venting in a way that doesn't expose their bigotry but it is really damn weird to see the same shit over and over and over again. I can see why she wouldn't want to be "chased" away from socials but God knows the world would be a better place with less social media and bots.