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So what's your floor music? :)

I said this out loud in my best impression of Simone Biles' voice. And then I laughed hard.

Meanwhile, Szabo flashed 505, a piked Tsuk full. NOT a piked Tsuk full. That was a Piked Cuervo. It was wonky off the horse, had a form break at the end, and hopped. And it got 9.95.

It says 302, and as she runs, it appears to change to 1000, but are you sure that is the SV? The images I posted are from that code, which was published in 1989 1979. Maybe they changed the value after 1979, though. It was an absurd value, and in 1985, it's in the code as a 10.0 (though the...

Retton was always going to be at a disadvantage in vault finals because — unless I am mistaken — her first vault, a piked barani, was only a 9.9. In the 1985 Code, it's 10.0, but the code in 1979 had it 9.9. Meanwhile, the ugly tucked Cuervo that Szabo did was a 10.0. Tell me how that made any...

I don't know what I think is stupider — the fact that she deigned to try to shut the judge down by speaking for all of humanity or that she stretched out CARES by repeating the letter S instead of the letter A.

@dweiss324 You definitely won the gymternet this week with that one!

@Passion You can just type "Liu Yang 2" or "Liu Yang the Lesser" if you feel spicy. LOL

I am sure Donatella will be adding a new section of the Help Desk file to overexplain how every deduction applies!

Huh? He totally can get less than 0.3 in deductions, and he probably DOES have one of the best scales in the world!

Andrade could win with a fall this year, I think.

Do you mean I can attest that you nod your head and such while judging? It's been a long time since we did that, so I actually don't remember. (but of course, i believe it) The thing that always catches my attention is the constant looking down. Keep your damn eyes on the gymnast or get out of...

Maybe if her legs were MEGA strong. There was just so much rotation though. Maybe if she had cowboyed. The wider stance on landing might have helped her control it. But most importantly, I wish she hit the board just a little higher -- both to get more action out of the board and also to cut...

It's the leg separations on the Deff and the Pogorolev and late turn on the Healy o el-grip (only a C) that kill his E-score. I actually wrote to him about the Healy, suggesting he take it out and count a giant. He said "I basically just see the Healy as I don’t gain anything or lose anything -...

Which part — that Musk owns twitter, that hordes of people use it to share porn content, or that some people use X solely to consume such content and nothing else? My post was intended to poke fun at all 3 -- while also supporting the earlier-stated idea that I don't believe anyone should use...